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Orlando Bloom

from A Very BANDERSON Album by BANDERSON

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Hey now we're a crazy rock band
We're elbow deep in cocaine and sick of all our fans
We play three chords and solo with the blues
We're gonna die like Hendrix how could we ever lose?

Strobe lights, bar fights, kick me in the mouth
We pile in a van and we're headed south
We gotta play some shows so you people really know
That rock isn't dead it's just limping and slow

I've got mommy and issues and Sam has got the clap
Sean eats baby rabbits and Tony's in buttless chaps
Please fuel all our addictions and buy our CD
We're all out of heroin and I love some PCP

Well hello there! Listen to me,
My smooth voice hides all my misogyny
Ignore my ex-wives those bruises aren't real
I'll fight every charge that they try to appeal

I tally six kids in seven 1/2 states
I think I have a son that I outsourced to Kuwait
His mother's outside with a shotgun in her hand
We're finishing up this song then I'm getting in her van

Ghost of Randy Rhodes please get me out alive
I promise to play in key if you help me to survive
Jimi if you can hear me please keep my conscious clean,
I'm on more bath salts than anyone's ever seen.

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from A Very BANDERSON Album, released May 14, 2016

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